Friday, January 12, 2007
He is coming.... Are you Ready?
He's just praying that you won't give him the information he needs. Its that time of year again, when one super bad ass, saves the world in a day, without taking a bathroom break. If they threw just one shot of jack taking a leak, I think I would probably Shit on myself. The show has had its ups and downs, but always keeps me coming back like a fat person to Hardees. Just in case you have never watched the show, (which is insane to me). Here is a little site that should let you know who this Jack Bauer Guy Really is.
Taken From Jack Bauer Facts
Top 24 Jack Bauer Facts...
Rating (out of 4)
3.30 Jack and Jill went up the hill. Only Jack came down. Jill was a fucking terrorist.
3.29 Jack Bauer could get off the Lost island in 24 hours.
3.29 If Jack Bauer was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Nina Meyers, and he had a gun with 2 bullets, he'd shoot Nina twice.
3.27 Jack Bauer once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys.
3.26 1.6 billion Chinese are angry with Jack Bauer. Sounds like a fair fight.
3.22 The only reason you're conscious right now is because Jack Bauer doesn't want to carry you.
3.20 Killing Jack Bauer doesn't make him dead. It just makes him angry.
3.19 There were originally five horsemen of the apocalypse. Jack Bauer said he would travel by foot.
3.18 They say you can't go a day without water, Jack Bauer has gone five seasons.
3.15 Jack Bauer sleeps with a gun under the pillow. But he could kill you with the pillow.
3.12 When Kim Bauer lost her virginity, Jack found it and put it back.
3.11 When Kim Bauer lost her virginity, Jack found it and put it back.
3.09 When life hands Jack Bauer Lemons, he kills Terrorists. Jack Bauer fuckin' hates lemonade.
3.08 As a boy, Jack Bauer interrogated his parents on Easter until they revealed the location and contents of each hidden egg.
3.07 Jack Bauer doesn't miss. If he didn't hit you it's because he was shooting at another terrorist twelve miles away.
3.07 After running out of ammo, Jack stood in the line of fire, took 3 shots to the chest, and used them to reload.
3.05 Nostradamus once predicted in his journal: "In the century 21st, the one known as Jacques will be the savior of the world... five seasons in a row." Moments later, Jack Bauer knocked down the door, shot Nostradamus in the kneecaps, and yelled "WHO ARE YOU WORKING FOR?!"
3.03 A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Minister walked into a bar... and Jack Bauer is going to find out why...
3.01 Superman has Jack Bauer pajamas.
3.01 Jack Bauer has no friends, because as a child when he would play cops and robbers, the robbers would all be interogated and killed.
3.01 Jack Bauer is the reason Waldo is hiding.
3.01 Jack Bauer has been to Mars. Thats why there's no life on Mars.
3.00 Upon hearing that he was played by Kiefer Sutherland, Jack Bauer killed Sutherland. Jack Bauer gets played by no man.
3.00 On Jack Bauers Tax Returns, he has to claim the entire world as his dependants.
Thursday, January 11, 2007
No Rice a Roni
What a trip. First time to San Francisco, and i must say it was San Fran-tastic!!! Cara and I got to live it up in the SOMA district, walking more than a gym could do for us in a month. Though we didn't eat at too many delicious restaurants, we did have one of the best beers I think I have ever had. It was at a place called Thirsty Bear. Being a Micro Brewery they had all sorts of variety, but we ended up with the girliest of the girl beer, a Vanilla Beer. It so great though, not something I could drink every day but definitely something that when I think about it, my mouth waters... here are some pictures of the smooth ass trip..
Monday, December 04, 2006
www.zombieportraits.com
no one is reading this anyways...but check out this page...wow I am tempted to get one.....
www.zombieportraits.com
www.zombieportraits.com
Wednesday, November 08, 2006
And I thought I knew about Rock
Sometimes you just have to figure that someone can do it better than you. And well this guy does it better than most. From the hair, to attitude, to the skills on the axe, to his house, to the fog machine. Well you get the point. Words can not describe the joy I feel in my pants when I watch this.
Friday, October 06, 2006
Been a while, but this must be posted
Wow when you thought the KFC bowl was gross, how bout this... found at the wonderful website Junkfood Blog
I think I am going to have to buy some of these just to do some "experiments"
Friday, July 07, 2006
Coming with the Hawtness!
Okay seriously, this is weird, but look at these guys... and it might make your day a little brighter...There is a whole website of guys who look like this!!!!!
Check out the Hawtness
Check out the Hawtness
Don't Hassel the Hoff
Seriously????? Is this a European thing? Can someone please go over to Europe (and Austraila) and take a poll on who is buying this?
Thursday, June 29, 2006
A little bit Modest Mouse
Shot in 1997 by indie filmmaker Rick Madsen, this 36 min documentary filmed during the recording of the Modest Mouse album "The Lonesome Crowded West" will never be released commercially. Artists interviewed for the film include Elliott Smith, Spencer Moody from The Murder City Devils, Doug Martsch of Built To Spill, Sam Coombs of Quasi and Calvin Johnson.
Then if that isn't enough, I actually found a video of Modest Mouse performing in front of Atlanta's own Criminal Records
Then if that isn't enough, I actually found a video of Modest Mouse performing in front of Atlanta's own Criminal Records
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